Posted 3 days ago

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

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toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

Posted 3 days ago

shutupvevo:

"everything that kills me makes me feel alive"

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Posted 3 days ago
viola-goes-to-hollywood:

Duane Jones, Night of the Living Dead, George A. Romero, 1968

viola-goes-to-hollywood:

Duane Jones, Night of the Living Dead, George A. Romero, 1968

Posted 3 days ago

wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

(Source: thisiswhereiletmymindexplode)

Posted 3 days ago
what are some popular games in Australia?
Anonymous asked

australian-government:

underage drinking 

Posted 3 days ago

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

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yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

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After puberty:

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…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

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Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

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PLOT

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Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

Posted 3 days ago
insanity-and-vanity:

Me about every decision I’ve ever made

insanity-and-vanity:

Me about every decision I’ve ever made

Posted 3 days ago

theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted

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hylianears:

fromthemiddleoftheocean:

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

i hate this

Posted 4 days ago

capnsmartpants:

iguanamouth:

she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up

……i relate so much with her….

Posted 4 days ago
  1. Friend: okay, so flirting is easy. Start off with conversation.
  2. Me: ............I like cheese. What is your opinion on it?
  3. Friend: ..........
  4. Me: ........
  5. Friend: ....okay, we might have to start on a smaller scale.